Haha! Good one! Well, airplane food is a very exquisite meal in my opinion. The texture, the taste, and the feeling is just so amazing. Now, let me tell you about my story with airplane food.
It all started in the summer of '69, when i was a little boy. I was getting some ice cream when a guy behind me said, "Hey kid, I wanna show you something." So I said, "Okay, what is it?" He replied, "You'll see." So then I followed the strange man. Now remember kids, STRANGER DANGER! Never do what I did, I just got lucky. So, anyway, the man brought me to an airport. He bought two tickets, and we boarded the plane. When we were in the air, the man said, "You have to try the airplane food. So I said, "Okay, I will." And I tried it. It was the best thing I have ever tasted. The plane then landed in Okay, OK. There was a population of about 450 people there. I got to meet everyone. Then Christopher Columbus, the founder of Iowa, came along. We were all so excited! But he wasn't a good person. He tricked us all into thinking starfish were houses! So for two months, all of us lived in starfish until we found we had been tricked. I then vowed to never trust anyone associated with Iowa. I later found out Christopher Columbus had been eaten by the Queen of England: Bob Boberson the 69th! I was so happy, and then went on to live a quiet life in Okay, OK.
It all started in the summer of '69, when i was a little boy. I was getting some ice cream when a guy behind me said, "Hey kid, I wanna show you something." So I said, "Okay, what is it?" He replied, "You'll see." So then I followed the strange man. Now remember kids, STRANGER DANGER! Never do what I did, I just got lucky. So, anyway, the man brought me to an airport. He bought two tickets, and we boarded the plane. When we were in the air, the man said, "You have to try the airplane food. So I said, "Okay, I will." And I tried it. It was the best thing I have ever tasted. The plane then landed in Okay, OK. There was a population of about 450 people there. I got to meet everyone. Then Christopher Columbus, the founder of Iowa, came along. We were all so excited! But he wasn't a good person. He tricked us all into thinking starfish were houses! So for two months, all of us lived in starfish until we found we had been tricked. I then vowed to never trust anyone associated with Iowa. I later found out Christopher Columbus had been eaten by the Queen of England: Bob Boberson the 69th! I was so happy, and then went on to live a quiet life in Okay, OK.
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