The Origin of Airplane Food
Airplane food is an exquisite meal created in the 16th century by the great an powerful Queen of England: Bob Boberson the 69th. Airplane food has been served ever since. After this accomplishment, Queen Bob went on to cause the great housing market crash of 1782, when the founder on Idaho, Christopher Columbus, tricked the Queen into thinking he was a piece of lettuce. The trick worked, but Christopher Columbus was then eaten by the Queen.